Who are we?

This is the obligatory get-to-know you post where we tell you who we are and what we're writing about. Well, actually, I, Book, am telling you, while Bow is scrolling the fantasy dildo section of Etsy, which is really all the introduction you actually need to get to know us.

Our shared relevant characteristics are:

• mid-20s, but prematurely middle aged (our exciting outing today was going to Target and Panera Bread, with a thrilling side trip to look at the big new Joann Fabrics in town)
• in a long-distance relationship, which for about two lovely months out of the year is in-person
• variously physically disabled, depressed, and anxious
• trans, AFAB
• graduate students
• very enthusiastic about fantasy dildos

Book:

• American
• they/them
• agender
• aro ace, but also kind of bi
• autistic
• dom-leaning switch top 
• loyal yet exasperated secretary 
• inveterate window opener

Bow:

• Welsh
• he/him
• genderqueer trans man
• bi, but also kind of aro ace
• ADHD
• a submissive size king of a bottom 
• callow Victorian twink
• lover of dad jokes and puns

What, you may ask, will be here? God only knows! We do not! We're thinking musings on gender and sexuality and brain stuff and how it interacts with kink, possibly with reviews of sex toys and/or transmasc transition equipment where feasible. We'll see how it shapes up.  

"Have you ever had the urge to be fucked by an eyestalk?" Bow just asked me, prompted by his Etsy adventures, so I suppose I should go and, like, deal with that whole topic of discussion.